i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
Me before social events
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
does anyone else have “the chair”
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now